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national confess to your crush day

april 24 is national confess to your crush day! go out there and get em!
person 1: i think i might go talk to her bro!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
by schlatticus supreme April 23, 2020
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November 9th is the day that if Is acceptable to break Celeste’s toe.
National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.
by JACKHEBERTBREAKSTOES November 9, 2021
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National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."
by MPS208 March 27, 2023
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February 27 National beetroot day

It's the day where you have to go up to your crush or bf/gf and give them a beetroot. It doesn't work on any other day and if you give it to your crush then you have to screenshot this and show it to them as a way to confess your feelings. If you give it to your bf/gf then they have to kiss you υωυ
For example:
Girl: here!*gives beetroot*
(her crush): Why did you give me a beetroot?
Girl: Because it's February 27 national beetroot day! Oh and umm...*shows screenshot of this* read it (〃ω〃)
Crush: *reads* oohhh so wait...I am your crush?
Girl:uhh yeah....
Crush:(・о・)

Example 2:
Girl: here!*gives beetroot* it's February 27! It's the day you have to go up to your crush or bf and give them a beetroot!
Her bf: high nice~*kisses her*
by Stella.owl.υωυ December 3, 2019
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national make out with female day

national make out with female day falls on May 21-22
tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out day! i’m going to get my tongue ready! tom: hey do you know what day it is tomorrow?
stacey: oh yeah, it’s national make out with female day! i’m going to get my tongue ready!
by deidara uchiha May 20, 2021
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National Jin Hates Me Day

National Jin Hates Me Day!

I mean if jin met me he

would slap me.
jungguk: jin really hates me today
me: same. it’s because it’s 0228. It’s National Jin Hates Me Day!
by aseokjinstan October 15, 2019
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