/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
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Massachusetts has Harvard and MIT, but it also has Curry and Landmark: the two biggest rock-a-bye baby colleges in America
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