Poop

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by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

poop

some brown substance that is produced from the anal hole. It comes in variation of colors and shapes.

"I just had the best poop!"
"oh yeah! what color?"
" A mix between red and brown"
"you know that could mean that you're bleeding from your ass right?"

by Krazee Batsik Malaka February 4, 2020

Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.

We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.

by BarryGoodTimes April 3, 2021

Poops

When you make a shitty mistake

“You weren’t supposed to tell him he’s retarded!”
“Poops!”

by FiddlingNinja November 26, 2019

Poop mochaccino

When somebody drinks warm liquid poop from his/her sexual partner.

Last night my girlfriend took a huge poop mochaccino from me. She drank every single drop of it. She’s nasty.

by Booty_hunter February 7, 2023

poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.

Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022

poop

a delicioys consistenciy that comes from you butt

i ate a lot of poop today

by in my feels October 13, 2020