I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022

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Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

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Mr. Wagecucko

A pejorative variation of "Mr. Roboto"

They are very similar to robotic drone human beings that aren't actually sentient, but they spend all their wagecuck money on making terrible videos no one wants to watch.

Primarily, Mr. Wagecucko's upload pop-tech videos like "Why I Switched from iPhone to Android!" or "Why I'm never buying a macbook again..." This is where the root word "Mr. Roboto" comes in, as they primarily deal with technology.

It is unknown how Mr. Wagecucko's gain such a large audience, because all of their videos are mind numbing nonsense designed to harm the viewer through subliminal messaging, causing the viewer to spend 8 gorillion dollars on bullshit goyslop poptech. However, this is also their main form of reproduction.

Once an innocent viewer spends 381029 gorillion on bullshit goyslop poptech, they may also become a Mr. Wagecucko and upload even more terrible videos that no one will ever watch ever

Lead Singer:
"DOMO ARIGATO, OH MR. WAGECUCKO
FOR UPLOADING THE VIDS
NOBODY WANTS TO
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH
OH MISTER WAGECUCKO
FOR TAKING ALL MY FUNDS
WHEN I NEEDED THEM
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!"

by mybrainIBM May 24, 2023

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by Among us 22 December 23, 2023

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