National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

National Offensive Day

The day to offend anyone you like

Can you believe it’s National offensive day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

National bully Lacy day

On June 3rd is National bully Lacy day. Probably cause she has freckles? If she fakes being Irish bully her.

Bully Lacy on June 3rd. National bully lacy day!

by jdioejwhf May 2, 2023

National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.

“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019

National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day

by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022

National send nudes day

April 21st is National send nudes day

You gotta send nudes cuz it’s National send nudes day

by ImHim69 April 21, 2023

National Throw Milo Day

October 22nd you can throw anyone named Milo

Hey guys did you here it National Throw Milo Day

by ChadicusPrime October 21, 2021