I will think about it

It's a kinder way of saying

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. NEVER IN MY FREAKING ENTIRE MORTAL Life .

And never see the person again

Mom: " will you come with me to Aunt Podger . You can play with her fish ! "
MC :"I will think about it"

by Girlbehindamask July 4, 2017

i can't sweat that

"that" is not important enough for me to get upset about it

"that" is not a high enough priority to do something about it

"These are not the napkins I wanted. Go to the store and get the ones I wanted."

"I can't sweat that. They'll be here soon and I need to start barbecuing."

by L Davidson April 26, 2006

i did her

A lying sack of shit that tries to impress by posting pictures of babes on random Facebook groups to feel better about himself. Usually a sign of severe micro penis syndrome.

(Post babe pic) "Dude I did her"

by JU5T THE FACT5 April 20, 2020

I loathe you

Said by short people to normal height or above people in order to compensate for their tinyness.

Short Person: I loathe you
Normal Person: You're just saying that because you're a short bitch

by Izzy's bf September 20, 2021

I Eat Cannibals

eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot pot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum
And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
I like the spice
Tasty and nice
Roastin' vitamin
Forget the dietin'
Mmm such a dish
I can't resist
Healthy recipe
What you got is good for me

All I wanna do
Is make a meal of you
We are what we eat
You're my kind of meat
Got a hunger for your love
(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all I'm thinkin' of
(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)
Give the world a bone
(Roastin' vitamin, forget the dietin')
I got steak at home
(I eat cannibals)
I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals
I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop
Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

by Death Menace December 9, 2022

I Formation Monster

A play in doubles tennis in which the net player of the serving team stands at the center of the court, signalling behind his back which way he is going when the server serves. Done to confuse opponents, often used by the Bryan Brothers.

Returner1: SHIT!!! Which way is the net player going?
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.

by TennisJohn August 20, 2006

Petar i Iva

That is perfect match, they will marry each other and have 3 kids, the most beautiful couple on world.
He is strong, she is beautiful

Look! There are Petar i Iva, if they break up true love does not exist!

by Xgkhlxzld February 20, 2021