ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off

1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he

by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023

Poop

A brown banana which you can't eat also it smells bad

Guy 1: hey i ate a brown banana
Guy 2: from where
Guy 1: from a stinky wet hole
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS POOP
Guy 1: ?

by Charisto123 May 9, 2023

floopy pooped

Being tired, and frustrated

Me: “ Man, I’m super floopy pooped.”

Boyfriend: “ please explain.”

Me: “im going to bed”

by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017

Poop Soup

A soup made of diarrhea in a public toilet.

Yo! Did you contribute to the poop soup the other day? It tasted like shit.

by Hdmi to display port adapter September 8, 2020

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023