Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

Poop

The mold that comes out of your but hole

I pooped on the toilet

by JEEF! March 11, 2017

Poop Jockey

A man the anal sex position where the dick is up the asshole in a dick-riding fashion. The dick-riding partner is on the top of the other who's belly is facing up while the dick is up the ass. The "poop" in "poop jockey" comes from the shit that is on the dick from the anal penetration.

"Damn you're riding that man like a poop jockey"

by HidalgoGuatalupe February 27, 2021

Boot-poop

Poop that has attached itself to your boots and then fell off in the house somewhere. Sometimes a mystery where it came from.

There’s poop on the living room floor. I’ll bet it’s boot-poop.

by Miss Toni Montana August 10, 2019

Tiddlywink Poop

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass

Wow! That guy's such a tiddlywink poop.
AHHH!!! FUCK YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!
YOU TIDDLYWINK POOP!!!!

by loveneverdies21 May 16, 2011

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop

The funniest thing on the internet

Poop funny

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022