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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screamingGET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023
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Lev Moore (Amazing Friend)

As I look back on my past relationships, there is one person who truly stands out as the best soulmate I've ever had. From the moment we met in high school I felt an instant connection. Here are just a few reasons why this person was so special.

Thoughtful gestures: Lev Moore had a knack for surprising me with the most heartfelt gestures. Simply remembering the smallest details about my life, lev always went the extra mile to show how much this person truly cared.

Unconditional support: No matter what dreams or aspirations I had, he was always there, cheering me on every step of the way. When I doubted myself and the support during both my triumphs and challenges.

Great listener: One of the most important qualities was the ability to truly listen. Lev never dismissed my thoughts or feelings, but instead, embraced me with empathy and understanding.

Sense of humor: Laughter truly is the best medicine, and he knew how to bring out my giggles even on the toughest days. We had a very strong bond Lev and I. I wish things could have worked out in the end.

Constantly thinking about this person bring me joy, happiness, and I know we are soulmates.
Lev Moore (Amazing Friend) is an amazing person with amazing qualities
by Fangirl35 December 19, 2023
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ice cream friend

An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.
Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.
by chloensia February 19, 2024
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National Asian Friend day

March 11th- A day where you celebrate your Asian friends and appreciate them. Best done in an interacial friendship.
Tommy bought Lee loads of pot noodles in celebration of National Asian friend day.
by Zukosgf101 March 3, 2024
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