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capitalism

the raccoon who put you on a plane and shipped you to an island in the middle of nowhere so you can do unpaid forced labor for him
tom nook is the sedition of capitalism. that’s it. that’s the entry
by i don’t know who i am either December 15, 2021
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Capital

Definition: A word used to describe something excellent, top-tier, or outstanding.
Origin: A revival of an old-school term for greatness, making a comeback in modern slang.
“That trip was absolutely capital.”
“That concert was capital, mate.”
“You’ve got a capital idea right there.”
“This burger? Capital.”
“The vibes? Simply capital.”
by SBellBook88 February 16, 2025
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GanBJraster capital

Generations and benningfieldjr as the extreme realist capital.By lbj as in lonnie benningfieldjr.
I invented and made the GanBJraster capital of benningfieldjr. By lbj as In lonnie benningfieldjr.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 28, 2021
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Capital A

An inordinately American person, a "Capital A American". Usually used in a derogatory manner.

If you meet one outside the US, you might think they're doing a grotesque, almost offensive caricature of Americans, but no, turns out some yanks really are like that.
- I met Keithrynnn yesterday, she wouldn't shut up about her therapist
- Come on man, that's not cool, there's nothing wrong with going to therapy
- I know, but she kept saying these things that most children already know, as if they require some kind of deep thought and understanding...
- Oh, is she American?
- Yeah, a real Capital A
by some guy in bed June 20, 2022
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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Capitalism

Capitalism is perpetuated by the oh so mighty upper class elite so the lower classes don't get too cocky and want "Human Rights" and "Fair Wages" Whatever that junk is.
Capitalism is the best!, I can pay them a fraction of my employees worth and they cant do anything about it!
by Sky36282726 July 18, 2022
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