Super Straight meaning the person reading this likes it up the ass and is in the closet anywho just come out already 🙄
Chad: ya I’m Super Straight..
Todd: Ooo ya actually that’s disgusting sorry I can’t be ur friend anymore.
Todd: I can’t believe it a straggot gross..
Todd: Ooo ya actually that’s disgusting sorry I can’t be ur friend anymore.
Todd: I can’t believe it a straggot gross..
by Kermi March 10, 2021

A sexuality created by transphobic straight men as an excuse for their transphobia.
A mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
A mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
by LochNessie02 March 9, 2021

A transphobic “sexuality” that singles out trans men and women. People who identify as this are only attracted to cis women or cis men.
This sexuality is not real. Trans women are real women. Trans men are real men. Being attracted to a trans person doesn’t make you any less straight. If you identify as this, you’re just looking to be a dick.
This sexuality is not real. Trans women are real women. Trans men are real men. Being attracted to a trans person doesn’t make you any less straight. If you identify as this, you’re just looking to be a dick.
Guy 1: I’m super straight.
Guy 2: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 1: Nah, I would date a trans girl. Only NATURALLY born women.
Guy 2: Sounds transphobic.
Guy 2: Isn’t that transphobic?
Guy 1: Nah, I would date a trans girl. Only NATURALLY born women.
Guy 2: Sounds transphobic.
by diormark March 7, 2021

A sexuality created by neon@zi transphobes, indicating towards an excuse to be absolute jerks that went trending on social media platforms such as tiktok and twitter. Their flag has the colors of Grindr, representing the way they reinstall it after their mother checks their phone. This sexuality isn’t and will never be valid.
Btw did i tell you i was trans?
So you’re a guy? I’m not gay..
No,i am a valid woman,I’m just not a cis one.
Well I’m Super Straight,sorry.
That just sounds gayer but go off.
THAT’S SUPERSTRAIGHTPHOBIC!
So you’re a guy? I’m not gay..
No,i am a valid woman,I’m just not a cis one.
Well I’m Super Straight,sorry.
That just sounds gayer but go off.
THAT’S SUPERSTRAIGHTPHOBIC!
by petalforg March 10, 2021

A man who only has sex with other super straight men because women won’t touch them. They also have piss kinks.
Did you hear about David and Michael? They’re a super straight couple.
Good for them. Good for them.
Good for them. Good for them.
by Marzo.the.planet March 8, 2021

Super straight means you’re a transphobe that wants to be apart of LGBT and wants to feel oppressed.
Guy one: You wanna date her? Oh, btw she’s trans.
Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.
Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.
Guy two: Oh never mind I don’t date trans sorry i’m super straight.
Guy one: No you’re just a transphobe.
by vvriska March 8, 2021
