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swivel on my dick

metaphorical (for women mainly) for people who don't have dicks but feel like they should be a guy and that people should suck on their cock. Instead of sucking on cock, you should be more elegant and say swivel on my dick. Usually used when someone is being a little bitch and they need to stop.
how about sunday?
how about you swivel on my dick
by swivelonmydickdotcom April 25, 2017
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My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone
My dick is 13 feet long
by Jennatools July 2, 2022
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My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis
Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...
by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018
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ramp up my dick game

The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.
by Cristo39 November 4, 2019
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