by memaw757 December 15, 2021
Get the jar lovermug. N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
Get the Jarred Lightmug. Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"
by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024
Get the Eating mayonnaise out of the jarmug. Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".
by caseyLA February 10, 2007
Get the jar pausemug. 
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
Get the elf in a jarmug. The Jam Jar is a muscular and tubular part of the female genital tract, which in humans extends from the vulva to the uterus. The outer Jam Jar opening may be partly covered by a membrane called the hymen. At the deep end, the cervix (neck of the uterus) bulges into the Jam Jar. The Jam Jar allows for sexual intercourse and childbirth, and channels menstrual flow, which occurs periodically as part of the menstrual cycle.
"Ay Cookie Boy, get a load of that Jam Jar? Its toooight like a tooiger"
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
"I'm going to tear that jam jar a new lolly box."
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "can I smell your Jam Jar?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet then".
"Your Jam Jar should be called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin"
"How is a Jam Jar like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them"
"Why is a Jam Jar just like the weather? When it's wet, it's time to go inside"
"What do Jam Jar's and screen doors have incommon? The more they get slammed the looser they get"
"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her Jam Jar was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone"
Jam Jar translated in English = Jasmine.
by Neville Fkn Bartos October 4, 2016
Get the Jam Jarmug.