someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

Your crush liking someone else 😀

When your crush likes someone else it can be a really hard time for you. Especially if they talk about their crush/crushes to you but you don’t know what to say so all you do is give them advice and tell them to ask their crush out or something because you just want them to be happy.

A conversation that could possibly happen if your crush likes someone else: (don’t worry about it happening btw it’s a possibility)

Crush: I like (friends name)
You: oh you should tell them or make something for them I think they would really appreciate it 😀
Crush: okay I will 😁
You: yeah..

Your crush liking someone else 😀

It’s really bad

by Jadaaa!! April 29, 2023

Someone must have shit in his cereal

To be grumpy or a curmudgeon, someone who is often in a bad mood

Boy that guy is a pain in the ass. Someone must have shit in his cereal

“No wonder it seems like someone shit in his cereal.”

― Upon Stilted Cities: The Winds of Change

by -LL17 February 14, 2019

National give someone your hoodie day

November 7th is national give someone your hoodie day.

Bob: hey julie

Julie: whats up bob?
Bob: do you want my hoodie? Its national give someone your hoodie day?

by Davey sanders November 2, 2020

National friends choose your someone day

Date: 02 December

The day your friend/s choose someone you have got to date for 24hrs. Their friends have to agree with it too.

“I ship you with that person so you have to be with them because its National friends choose your someone day.”

by Anonymous.days November 12, 2021

throwing so hard that someone broke their arm

sentence used mainly by watch em to describe how sync threw last round in vapor vs unbound war

watch em: wtf sync why did you push the guy in the bunker, u suck bro u threw so hard that you broke your arm

sync: ok bye I'm leaving this server :crying:
watch em: fuck this im ditching vapor

"throwing so hard that someone broke their arm"

by Helios6666 May 27, 2021

Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021