corporate pole smoker 

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.

Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.

corporate pole smoker by newslacker May 8, 2007

German Pole vault 

The German Pole vault is like one of those gross/outrageous sexual things that you always joke around with your friends like the Alaskan Pipeline but would never actually attempt. The German Pole vault however is not gross, but would generally end in injury (and embarassment).

The German Pole Vault is when your female sex partner is lying on the bed, and the male starts standing on the bed, and then jumps down, aiming his penis into her vagina. This requires practice, accuracy and some luck or else you will end up with a bent penis.

Bro: Dude, she is so hot, I might try the German Pole Vault on her.
Dude: Thats hilarious, but if you miss, you wont have sex ever again.

German Pole vault by schubes66 October 13, 2011

Slag pole 

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."

Slag pole by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010

drop pole

1. Phrase used when a guy has to urinate.

Damn man I drank way to much. I'm a about to go drop pole!

drop pole by Gotlife March 16, 2011

Underwater Pole Vaulting 

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

Underwater Pole Vaulting by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

packing pole 

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

packing pole by Teek1247 June 14, 2017

hocker pole 

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.

“I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”

hocker pole by Nepatrish March 20, 2019