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Philly finger

When a Philadelphia Eagles fan goes to the bathroom (number two) and uses the same hand that he wiped his ass with to put toothpaste on his finger and brush his teeth with said finger.
Colin forgot his toothbrush so he’s doing a Philly finger
by Big daddy DB$ February 5, 2026
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