Noah

He’s is a smexy beast that will take your bitch from you with a click of his finger don’t get in his way he’s stronger than you think and any girl that rejects him will regret it in the future because of how smexy he is

Noah is king sexy

by King sexy boi June 19, 2019

Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb

Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed

by BusterTheBettaFish October 24, 2019

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 26, 2018

Noah

A crusty cunt who enjoys recreating oral with popsicles. Will eat your ass and stab you at the same time. A low-life who plays fortnite while jackin off to the only girl gamer in the server. What an 11 year old flipping fates fucker

Don't be a Noah dude, you're better than that

by Carrot Cunt September 12, 2019

Noah

No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.

“I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”

by Vulpus May 21, 2019

Noah

A simp or a furry and thats about it

1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city

by pro memer February 21, 2020

noah

Noah is the stupidest person alive. He likes to eat vomit and drink per for lunch and is so annoying that he should fly off into space and set himself on fire.

Noah is a poop head.
Noah is the worst.

by a person who will remain unnam June 12, 2020