Nelson Bean

A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.

Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!

N'Dugu Jamz for life!!!

by Funk Masta' Pueblo March 20, 2005

Full Nelson

When the defense takes the prosecution's witness's testimony and turns it on its head during cross, resulting in prosecution witnesses effectively arguing for the acquittal of the defendant

A: How is it that every prosecution witness helps the defense? Is the state that incompetent?
B: Nah, the defense has a good attorney. He can full nelson anyone

by anonah April 7, 2021

admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 13, 2005

Full Nelson

Half Nelson= A normal bowel movement with limited impact to associated porcelain and surrounding stalls.

Full Nelson= A bowel movement in the like of the Mt St. Helens eruption. Usually impacts the entire restroom facility, including stall walls, porcelain, seat and sometimes the floor.

Affectionately named after a construction worker named Nelson.

Brian: Don't go into stall #2, I just had a Full Nelson. Those protein shakes are killing me.

John: Really I only had a Half Nelson this morning...

by GrandpaWillie February 18, 2010

neeshaa

Neeshaa is a beautiful girl who sometimes makes mistakes but is always sorry for what she’s done she is loyal to her best friends and who ever is friends with a neeshaa are lucky and Neeshaa is a fiesty girl who stands up for herself weather u like it or not

Who is that girl “that is neeshaa"

by cady1010 May 9, 2018

nelson

Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.

Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?

by messner August 11, 2018

Alex nelson

calling someone a Alex nelson means your calling them a bitch ass cunt fucker

your an Alex nelson

by boiwhosu September 24, 2018