SELF-CACA KIT to prep for EXHAUSTIVE MANDATORY SHIT EATING.
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
The scariest COLOSSAL ASSHOLE in the world.
THE CORPORATE..GOVERNMENT loyalty machine
Simple to say a TARP, A FUR BLANKET to give off HEAT , PLENTY OF WATER, (SHOULD BE PEDIALYTE) , BABY WIPES, INFANT SPOONS, SHIT BOWLS for EATING , PISS BOTTLES , SHIT CONTAINERS for SHITTING IN to serve the SHIT, and plenty of room for NAKED EXPRESSION will be the SYSTOLE PREP KIT tonight at the GOOGLEPLEX.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
Did you know you are the SYSTOLE PREP KIT BUTT there is one problem if you don't , THEY WILL and it is not imaginary as PUNISHMENT is non forgiving.
Look this is the only way to CRUSH APPLE ad use the SYSTOLE PREP KIT on them as the amount of INSIGHT is unlimited.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
A large ziplock bag, like those in "earthquake kits" you make in elementary, in which a stoner stores all; glass, clear eyes, containers/canisters, herbal supplements, ect.. this item is to be hidden in places never accessed by parental units and should only be used when parents leave house and your homedogs want to throw a phat sesh with you.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
P.s. all earthquake kits vary in contents, size, and organization. Advanced kits used by the avid stoner may include hostess cupcakes, and extra glass pipe or bong, Rodo's Brand Eyedrops, and other crunchy or dank munchies.
Bryan: Dude whats happenin tonight?
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
Ande: I think my parents are leaving man.
Bryan: FO REALZ?
Ande: Fuck yea dawg. lets bust out the earthquake kit!
by AN-D, Mary Jane, and Bdiggs April 07, 2011
If you have the kit you must have the kaboodle
Cant have one without needing the other
If you have a kit and kaboodle then you know how to have a good time . Usually dont get much sleep with this get up and you will need to know how to do 2 puffs and a fluff
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Cant have one without needing the other
If you have a kit and kaboodle then you know how to have a good time . Usually dont get much sleep with this get up and you will need to know how to do 2 puffs and a fluff
🥳🥳🥳
"Hey there Earl where is your kit and kaboodle?"
"Karol I forgot it at home can I use your pokey poke?"
"Karol I forgot it at home can I use your pokey poke?"
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by Ghost Kit November 23, 2020
A video game term from the game rust. When a survivor is running around in a fully protected gear set.
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