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Hag

Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.
by anonymous April 22, 2024
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hag digger

a derogatory slur for an older trans-woman.
by gratesage April 27, 2024
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hag gaggle

An entourage of gay men held by a straight woman (see fag hag)
Kathy Griffen can always be seen with her hag gaggle in tow.
by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
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Rat Hag

A mum that is broke, diseased, on rations, black haired and with a blonde son
Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021
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goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
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hags

short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.

even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."

Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
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hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
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