Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
Get the Humans Against Genesis (HAG)mug. 
Historically, a hag is an old, ugly woman with evil powers. Much like witches, crones, and banshees, hag has become a sexist insult degrading women.
by anonymous April 22, 2024
Get the Hagmug. A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hagsmug. by A sloppy toppy August 3, 2017
Get the hags chinmug. by Hpatps January 19, 2024
Get the Lad Hagmug.