Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.

I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.

by Liseee82 May 24, 2018

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Butthole rag

A rag used to help with anal leakage so you can wipe your butthole throughout the work day. Usually is hidden out of plain sight.

Man I’m sure glad I had my butthole rag today, my Asshole has been itchy all day.

by BJP11 January 16, 2018

Tight butthole

Best butthole ever in all the land

Jenny's vagina was hella tight butthole

by Festering moist bologna June 10, 2018

Shotgun butthole

The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)

Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.

by Dikonya March 24, 2019

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

fiery butthole

When your buttonhole is burning and/or producing a flaming poop. Usually caused by spicy foods.

Missy had a fiery butthole after eating all those spicy tacos.

by The Panhandler September 15, 2016