Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy

Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister

by Thatonealan February 22, 2022

Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.

“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”

by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024

Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.

Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.

by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023

Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021

Possibly Alan

amazing, funny, cute, happy person,

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"

by jackakaka January 3, 2022

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

Alan Fajardo Vasquez

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.

That dependable guy is a Alan Fajardo Vasquez.

by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023