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medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.
Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018
mugGet the medium adultmug.

Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion
You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion
by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021
mugGet the Adultmug.

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.
Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.
by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025
mugGet the Adult Binkymug.

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet
Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.
by Bob11395 February 27, 2024
mugGet the Adultmug.
"Paradox of the responsible adult":
advocate or companion says exactly same as patient: former listened to, latter barely acknowledged/too articulate to need help or support.

Suddenly begins to feel like invalidated, ignored, infantilised,or spoken-at by professionals - irrespective of needs, urgency, complexity, education, age, or life experience.
Always the same issue with advocacy and experiencing same 'paradox of the responsible adult', no matter how old or educated.
by Bane Defiance December 18, 2022
mugGet the Paradox of the responsible adultmug.

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