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Noah

Noah is the most fucking sexy guy you will ever meet. Screw him hard and he will too. His penis is sexy and huge. If you ever get to be in the presence of a Noah consider yourself lucky. Unlike people named Anthony, Tom and Will they are ugly ass bitches and have 0.5 inch penises even when they are erect
Noah is a sexy beast
by sexybeastass2327823 January 21, 2019
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Noah

Noah is better then roman at fortnite
by Blurr S_TEALTHY January 10, 2019
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Noah

No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.
I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”
by Vulpus May 20, 2019
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Noah

Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.
Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah

Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.
by Defintins April 21, 2018
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Noah

The best person ever. He is awesome and kind. He is a girl taker.
Noah is awesome
by GUCCIFLIPFloppitypop September 23, 2019
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Noah

An amazing person. Someone who is nice, caring, sweet, adorable, caring, and understanding. He's never mean to anyone. He just wants the best for everyone. He's always there for you when you need him. He doesn't give up on anyone. Sadly people don't treat him nicely. He's always being left on "opened, Read, Seen". Everyone runs to him with their issues and never asks if he's okay or how he's doing. He stays to himself he's not into sex, drugs or alcohol like everyone else. In a relationship all he wants is someone who understands him, someone who doesn't get mad at him for little stuff especially something he can't control. He just enjoys the company and comfort. He just wants a good relationship for once but he's scared of getting cheated on or done dirty again. He's been hurt so many times he's scared it going to happen again. You just have to be there for him because nobody else is. Don't judge him. He's a really good person and you should look past all the imperfections because deep down he's perfect. He's straight edge.
Is that Noah? He's amazing but I don't really talk to him I just unload my problems on him. I just use him to make myself happy.
by Clown🤡🤠 December 5, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a term used in order to describe the way you would like for your boyfriend to be.
I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.
by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020
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