Noah

Noah is the most fucking sexy guy you will ever meet. Screw him hard and he will too. His penis is sexy and huge. If you ever get to be in the presence of a Noah consider yourself lucky. Unlike people named Anthony, Tom and Will they are ugly ass bitches and have 0.5 inch penises even when they are erect

Noah is a sexy beast

by sexybeastass2327823 January 21, 2019

Noah

No-ah usually a coward with a small penis. Some Noah’s are good. But others are a weaker version of a Kyle or somebody who thinks they’re better than everyone else.

“I heard Max has small penis. He must be a real Noah,”

by Vulpus May 20, 2019

Noah

Noah

Even after Noah breaks your heart, you can never seem to stop loving Noah, he’s a kind, funny, and talented person who can be romantic when he needs to.

by 132ajay637272 June 7, 2018

Noah

Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.

Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah

Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.

by Defintins April 21, 2018

Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.

boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒

by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019

Noah

A person who smells like shit and smokes a lot of crack

Your such a noah

by Realperson1234 March 5, 2019

noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.

“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet

by 6624feelings July 8, 2019