rock lee

a character in naruto who only uses taijutsu and is trying to show the world effort beats talent

wow he such a rock lee so hard working

by wise oogway June 21, 2022

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019

sneaky-rock

To attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an assault.

"Oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?"

"My roommate used my deodorant again so I sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work."

by Two Trees May 14, 2004

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

rock alternative

Basically its what people who listen to indie name punk, emo, current rock, punk pop,or screamo without knowing the names or actual music of those genres.

False description of Rock alternative: Panic! At The Disco
Actuality: Punk

by Mermaidhipster December 13, 2013

Los Santos Rock Radio

The supreme radio station in Grant Theft Auto 5.

Franklin: You're listening to Los Santos Rock Radio?
Michael: Fuck yeah

by from the top make it drop May 4, 2021

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021