Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024

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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 27, 2021

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Joe Roganite

Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.

A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”

B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”

by Ba-nay-nay Tray June 28, 2024

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