The precursor to death
by Droppedbaby March 11, 2021
Get the Lifemug. When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
Get the life is two dates and a dashmug. by Overlord_PRX May 3, 2020
Get the Lifemug. by Edmond McEdmond June 13, 2019
Get the Doin’ life riskymug. 
by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020
Get the Joke of a life timemug. Seemingly endless pain and suffering. What you thought that was bad? Now you have to come to terms with the fact that you are now in a perpetual state of decay, with your mind very slowly degrading as you age, and until the moment your body decides to finnally give up on its self (or you get killed some other way) you have to pay to continue existing!! Hurray!! At least you have an endless black void to go to when you aren't suffering in the waking world- wait, you can suffer there too? Aw shit.
Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
Buddy, you better hope there is a way to crawl back into the womb, cuz you're fucked.
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
Get the Lifemug.