Cat

devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019

Cat back talk

What a cat does when it's told not to do something and it meows immediately after.

I tell my cat not to use cat back talk because it's disrespectful to their owners, just like a kid.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Cat Fight

Real cats wearing tiny boxing gloves

Man, they're being animals in that CAT FIGHT, more of an animal than normal

by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022

Cat

A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one

"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"

by Catkittycatcat April 22, 2024

Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.

Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch

by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019