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National Fuck Everyone Day

on the date april 11th you have the right to fuck or be fucked by ANYONE male or female
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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National curse someone day

On April 16, go to your witch friend and they have to curse someone of your choice (typically your enemy)
Choose a curse that is not too violent like something that will just annoy them bother them for the fun of it
Person 1: hey person 2! It’s National curse someone day can you curse my enemy for me?

Person 2: ugh fine only because it’s national curse someone day today. What curse do you want to give them?
by Randomuserjusthere April 14, 2025
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National makeout day

The day to make out with your girlfriend/boyfriend
by DOPAmemez April 22, 2025
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National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th
Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.
by diabitch April 26, 2025
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National Galilea Day

April 27 is Galilea Magañas birthday and she is the prettiest girl on the planet so it became a national holiday!!
"It's my favorite day of the year, National Galilea Day!"
by galileasbiggestfan April 26, 2025
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National Dud Day

National Dud Day is May 1st every year to celebrate your friendship with your friends.
Man 1: Yo today is national dud day, let's celebrate!

Man 2: Alright!!
by Kristooo May 1, 2025
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