Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

by morky_goober April 4, 2009

If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008

I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.

Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!

by QUEEN MAE MAE July 16, 2009

Time to nut up or shut up

Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy

man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.

by Richhomienyquan October 29, 2016

5d chess with multiverse time travel

a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics

me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(

by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022

First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS)

a prolonged emotional attachment to the person who took your virginity

I can't get over John. I think I have First Time Attachment Syndrome (FTAS).

by spidermanrawrrr October 22, 2009

You know what time it is!

Basically a statement said to acknowledge how incredibly trashed someone is. You can say it to acknowledge someone else or you can say it to acknowledge how messed up you are.

If you are on another level of fucked up you can also respond that you are the clock. Who ever is the most fucked up is the clock.

A:"Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!"
B: "You know what time it is!"

A:"Do you know what time it is!?"
B:"Bitch, I'm the clock!"

A:"You know what time it is!!!"

A:"Dude, he knows what time it is."
B:"Bro, he is the clock"

by roll_model December 18, 2011