Cat

(k-ah-t); noun

This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet

These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.
"the cat sat on my homework" or "look at your cat! He is so cute!" or "RUN. Steve hasn't had his treats yet.."
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look at that cat over there he is so cool! wow that dog is stinky.
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The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram
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the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.
Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?
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1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
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dude did you fuck ur cat ya Moe Lester
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