can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 08, 2021

Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.

Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.

by TheChameleonofChemistry April 04, 2022

Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly

*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy”

by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022

green lorax guy

a green suspisious looking character from the lorax

muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Shy the guy

A guy wiv a big ass 4head

My son has the shy the guy

O shit

by fat cunt man 69420 April 10, 2021

guy moment

gu y

guy moment

by name jeff xDDd d d d January 29, 2018

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

gay gay he likes other dude

Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker

Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING

when a guy has a bonner for another dude

by haywhatsgooda January 03, 2021