can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 08, 2021
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Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.
Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
by TheChameleonofChemistry April 04, 2022
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Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly
*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy
by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022
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green lorax guy

a green suspisious looking character from the lorax
muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay
by big Zebop November 12, 2020
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Locker Guy

He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:
by locker girl(; November 19, 2012
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Exactly what the name is. A fat-ass I'm a tiny truck
911 what is your emergency?

Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!

Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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Backdoor Bad Guy

A person who presents themself as kind, but is evil behind closed doors.
"John is such a great person."
" Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."
by onlyabt September 21, 2018
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