Kufteta Guy

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.

The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.

by Mikson March 1, 2024

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12

Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.

by GlitchGD March 6, 2024

rohit guy

bay area slang for a Indian man with dark complexion, similar to those of african descent

that man is a rohit guy, stay away

by shaofung March 11, 2024

Red pill guys

Hey, look at that. They're wrong.

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.

Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"

by oblyboblie March 15, 2024

Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024