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Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.
A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025
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tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.
person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about
by bawlsauce March 20, 2025
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Tumblr

Tumblr is a app, website, and popular platform. It is oftentimes hated on on this website for being "scary." However, It is shown to be much more accepting, calm, and normal. In my opinion, of course.
Shelly: Do you have Tumblr?
Paul:Yeah.
by Hello_World86 July 3, 2024
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Tumblr

An echo chamber filled with far-left political activists who have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Also, there's loads of people with poor mental health and a stern refusal to do anything about it except complain.
Tumblr is bad
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024
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Tumblr Sexy Man

Well... is a sexy guy, the term goes from Tumblr, where girls used throw panties and bras to the johnas brothers.. whatever is the name written..

and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.

Being tall, and white.

Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.

Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.

And they might be goes for categories.
"Gosh he's such a Tumblr Sexy Man"
"Who?"
"Bill cipher"
"girl go get some therapy 💀💀"
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2012 Tumblr Aesthetic

An aesthetic that romanticises 2012 tumblr, Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey. It often has motifs of roses, bad camera quality, lipstick, running mascara and pictures with high contrast
She's trying so hard to have a 2012 Tumblr Aesthetic instagram account
by TroyeSivanLover69 April 20, 2025
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Tumblr Sexyman

"broker is such a tumblr sexyman"
by inuusak February 22, 2024
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