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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022
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Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light
by Bdr85 July 2, 2020
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Jonathan Tucker

They call him “Ranchcause he be dressing
by minitinh October 8, 2020
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jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
by aerodymanic March 7, 2022
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lisa and jonathan

Lisa and Jonathan are such a cute couple. Don't you think reyes.
You know chuck . Lisa and Jonathan have the cutest little ones. Yes I agree too.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.
Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.
by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018
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jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league
Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped
by Mikee Man September 16, 2021
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