Jonathan chatin

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.

God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.

by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019

nick and jonathan

Big gay

Nick and Jonathan were huge couple goals
They were also big gay

by Biggest fattest gayest August 30, 2018

jonathan hight

A guy with a huge cock who usually has a lot of money and all the girls want to suck his dick and some say he is a sex god

1:Wow I heard he pulled a Jonathan Hight

2:no one can pull a Jonathan Hight

by Biggerdickthananyoneelse May 15, 2018

Jonathan Bussman

Is a bullied homosexual boy who can be annoying.

Person 1: Do you like Jonathan Bussman?

Person 2: Nah hes gay.

by JonteMobbad March 24, 2018

jonathan bascomb

A wonderful borther,

nice, funny, silly, and awesome.

Jonathan Bascomb : smart

by cakepops May 25, 2018

jonathan parker

A man with scars

My teacher jonathan parker got em scars

by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018

jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022