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No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st
person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand
by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019
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energy tea

what you call coffee around adults who think kids should not have coffee
by wonder woman is here December 23, 2017
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loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time
"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."
by OutterSpaceCooter July 2, 2021
mugGet the loser teamug.

Knacker Tea

The first piss of the morning, as its been brewing most of the night
Morning love i'm just gonna have a knacker tea.
by dekkamsn July 16, 2016
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Disco Tea

The Disco tea is a phrase used when a person is having a cup of tea before going out clubbing.

The Disco tea can have many variants, some of these are:
- Vodka Shots (be it the 3€ variety or grey goose, your choose)
- Schnapps (any flavour you like)
- Pretty much any alcoholic drink

You also could have some 'sprinkles' in your disco tea, this is were it gets fun, anything you want can be sprinkles but MDMA is the best.
Matt - Anyone for a disco tea ?
Rob - yes please 2 sugars, vodka shot and sprinkles
Paul - yes please, its my bday fuck it i'll have the same as rob
James - please, just sprinkles for me
by BIG RED October 4, 2012
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swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.
I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.
by CLS CU January 25, 2010
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Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.
Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.
by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015
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