The act of going online with a specific purpose such as paying bills or e filing taxes only to get sidetracked by checking emails, social media sites, blog updates etc.
Dude, you've been online for an hour, are your taxes done yet?
No, first I got side tracked by checking email. That turned into sorting, organizing and replying to emails. Then I got side tracked by checking Facebook. That turned into scanning status updates and looking through old pictures. I got lost online.
No, first I got side tracked by checking email. That turned into sorting, organizing and replying to emails. Then I got side tracked by checking Facebook. That turned into scanning status updates and looking through old pictures. I got lost online.
by Jboymc April 13, 2011

An MMORPG that encroaches your life, causing you to devote all time and energy to playing the game, destroying relationships, families, homes, and friendships.
"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)
by Mark Maelstrom October 23, 2015

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by FuckPhoeyu December 30, 2020

When two people who like eachother are both online, both wanting to talk to eachother, but both too scared to IM eachother, thus resulting in a race to see who will swallow their pride first.
person 1: "man i was online for 2 1/2 hours waiting for Florence to IM me, but she didn't."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."
by Dpee February 26, 2008

A japanese show, defined as Anime. A show where the characters (Some how are ALL from Japan) enter a game, known as Sword Art Online. When entering the game, shortly after, the creator of the game, Heathcliff, or whatever his actual name is, alarms them that if they die in the game, they die in real life.. The Game version of Freddy Krueger.
"Hey dude, did you watch that anime, Sword Art Online?"
"Dude, get the fuck out of here, I'm taking a shower."
"Dude, get the fuck out of here, I'm taking a shower."
by Tobito December 8, 2013

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.
by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

Roblox online daters are kids (usually a boy and girl) who literally just met, and the very next second they've already bought a suit and red dress, and are on a date.
Roblox online daters -
How they meet: (now remember the roles can be switched too.)
*Boy just stands there
*Girl goes up to him
Girl: Hi
Boy: Uh, hi?
Girl: ur hot, lets hang out soon
*Boy immediately falls in love
Boy: Will u be my girl?
Girl: OMG OMG YES!!!!
Boy: Comon baby lets go to the dance tonight 😉
How they meet: (now remember the roles can be switched too.)
*Boy just stands there
*Girl goes up to him
Girl: Hi
Boy: Uh, hi?
Girl: ur hot, lets hang out soon
*Boy immediately falls in love
Boy: Will u be my girl?
Girl: OMG OMG YES!!!!
Boy: Comon baby lets go to the dance tonight 😉
by AtonoumicVibes April 18, 2019
