detroit tigers

the detroit tigers have the second highest payroll in the mlb and they still suck at life. Traded good rookies for dontrelle willis and he blows at life. He blows so much cock that his mouth is wider than the gap between the tigers and first place.

The detroit tigers like anal sex as they constantly lay down for the other teams.

detroit tigers by Schmitty gotback April 24, 2008

detroit pistons 

The worst team in the NBA, most overrated team. Everybody thinks they are so good because they have Ben Wallace, etc. They got thrashed by the San Antonio Spurs in the 2005 Finals and they deserved it.

DETROIT PISTONS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OVERRATED!!! OVERRATED!!!! OVERRATED!!!!!!

,,|,, *_* ,,|,, (flipping off the detroit pistons)

detroit pistons by Piston hater May 11, 2006

detroit slip and slide 

The act of double teaming a hot milf and her daughter at the same time

i gave laura and laurie the time of their lives on the detroit slip and slide

detroit slip and slide by detroit master September 9, 2010

Detroit Iron 

When a normal person eats out a female with downsyndrome.

Man! I had such a good time getting detroit iron from my retarded neighbor!

I love the feeling of retarded vagina, so I like to give detroit iron as often as possible.

Detroit Iron by blumpkinlover69 June 17, 2009

Detroit pistion

a double fisting when one fist is in the vagina and one is in the ass. the fists are alternated, like pistions of an engine.

Some sluts like to be given the detroit pistion.

Detroit pistion by Alicia A. January 30, 2008

Detroit Country Day 

the private high school (then 4th in the nation) that got OWNED in an upset by public school Bloomington High School South (then 5th in the nation) in basketball

1. Did you see the B.South - Detroit Country Day game?

2. Yeah, South kicked their ass...

Detroit Country Day by B. South 10 March 24, 2009

detroit dick slap 

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly

detroit dick slap

detroit dick slap by master cumfuck December 13, 2013