Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum MacLean

Trump looking, hot sister having poo eater.

Look at Callum MacLean he looks like poo!

by Bumchopmer8482 June 9, 2020

Callum

A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.

There was a callum on the toilet last weekend.

by It’s friday May 1, 2019

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020

adam callum

A amazing hot boy with a huge dick and is super athletic

Adam Callum fuck me

by yuh6969 May 14, 2018

Callum morris

Callum morris is a nice and fit guy. Opinions do change when asking different people though.

"Callum morris is fit and so nice" -Ben the fatty

"Callum morris is not nice. HE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT" - Louisa

by Kyle(cheesyturd1611) July 11, 2022

Callum Skinner

A 4 foot man that has an tiny penis and shags his brothers .

That guy is such a Callum Skinner

by chimmychonga June 2, 2020