Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

Short Chinned

Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.

Look at him ,he's short chinned like a motherfucker. Must be from Hamilton

by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019

Balled Short

the act of having ones testicles removed, by excessive force due to the violent rage of another.

The man was balled short when his wife caught him in bed with another woman nut less organs testicles

by Nutlee January 5, 2011

sweat shorts

Vintage sweats cut down into shorts with customized cuts on the side.

In order to show his style, Wesley cut his high school warm-up sweats into sweat shorts with custom slits in the side to increase wind resistance.

by Bad Son October 11, 2009

Shorts taker

Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.

“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”

by lilyd551 December 17, 2020

Medium-Short

A medium - short is a short medium.

person 1: that's a Medium-Short sandwhich
eg 2: You Finished the race just medium short of first.

by Dizzardary October 20, 2022