A person who swipes right on guys with weird faces when they’re drunk, then proceeds to lead them on by talking with them, when they’re not in the slightest interested.
Amanda was blind drunk and swiped right on Paul, who sends snaps of his weird face. She still talks to him even though she’s not interested. She’s a Boss Weapon!
by Sluga January 29, 2022
Get the boss weaponmug. 
When someone who has so little in their lives to talk about that their lips move faster than the speed of sound when talking about other people's business.
When you left the bar ____ pulled out a hypersonic weapon when talking about your sexual exploits.
I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.
I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.
by Sammie1! November 21, 2019
Get the Hypersonic Weaponmug. Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.
by PAtredes November 7, 2023
Get the Weapon on the toolsmug. A term used by bad managers and by friends, family members, and romantic partners alike in circumstances where they want somebody else to do things their way but they do not want to properly communicate what their way is (or where they are happy to wax on about frivolous details but never justify why said details would actually matter to anyone else).
They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.
In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
They will describe whoever is doing a sufficiently poor job reading their minds as incompetent, and if they suspect you are doing a poor job specifically so that they'll have to meet their own ineffable requirements (if you want something done "right", do it yourself) then they will call it "weaponized" incompetence.
In their minds the term means "feigning not being good at a task to get out of doing it" but in practice such a campaign could only ever work when there's only one person who has skin in the game for the task to be done in a certain way to begin with.
"Don't you even know how to make me a sandwich? The pickles have to go on top of the provolone, and the mustard and mayonaise should never touch. You didn't even cut off the crust, and who slices a sandwich lengthwise? It *must* be diagonal! Fine, I'll make my own damned sandwich, but I swear you do this on purpose just to avoid doing it the right way. It's weaponized incompetence! *huff*"
by Happ MacDonald April 8, 2024
Get the weaponized incompetencemug. 
by anonymous December 23, 2023
Get the Weaponized Incompetencemug.