Cat Valentine

The act of pushing a bunch of useless hoes into a wall created by rock tomb using blizzard and x-scissor, resulting in instant and permanent death.

Everyone's on their way to the Zap pit, now's our chance to cat valentine their flop asses!

by CrussyBussy May 29, 2022

Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

by Diznob May 6, 2020

Slim Valentine

Sydney based rapper, loves swag and his own penis.

My penis has swag like Slim Valentine

by jakisaraijingheykernt April 26, 2011

Valentin Barbosa

The dude that my brother would not shut up about.

Valentin Barbosa would not leave my brothers mouth

by professinal memorial hater May 18, 2022

Valentine

The name of an amazing and cool person. Often creative and funny. Name can be often correlated with the holiday Valentine’s Day. Can be pronounced Valentene or pronounced Valentine exactly like how it’s pronounced when saying Valentine’s Day.

Per. 1: What’s your name?
Per. 2: Valentine
Per. 1: Oh my god, you must be so cool and amazing!
Per. 2: Thank you and yes I am

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015