Tom Davey

When you sleep in the same bed with a girl you have a crush on and you do nothing at all

Oh no lads I did a Tom Davey I am such a twat.

by Timchungwanker May 10, 2016

Snappy Tom

1. euphemism for a person who tends to be annoying, irritating, difficult, grating or just an asshole.

2. a hot and spicey tomato juice drink popular in the 1960s. It was often associated with people drinking it in the morning to help recover from a hangover.

3. crank, crab, grouse, grump, curmudgeon, turd,grouch, jackass, snot, creep

"My boss is a Snappy Tom this morning."

"Woody woodpecker is a Snappy Tom."

"David Letterman was a real Snappy Tom last night."

by nmecmbtnt January 11, 2012

Tom Waits

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat

My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.

by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021

Tom and Dave

A term referring to the closest friends people can be. They are both very cool, and attractive, and frankly, Tom get's his nut. In girls, not with Dave. Tom is usually the butch, Dave is the bitch. But they are very good friends. Don't fuck with Tom. Furthermore, don't fuck with Dave, lest you get the wrath of the Tom. Tom and Dave say fuck A LOT.

Arn't Tom and Dave the coolest people you would ever want to meet, and are better then the team of RJ and Alex

by tucker1203 June 13, 2010

Tom-Bolla

An invisible man that follows you around and is only dangerous if you remember that he exists. His name derives from when I mentioned a tombola randomly and someone asked "Who's Tom bola?" which was soon converted into the Tom-Bolla or 'Tom Bolla' name form. The fact that he is invisible implies his lack of clothing. If Tom-Bolla wears clothes you can see him.

Did you just hear a Tom-Bolla trap go off?

by Venion October 23, 2007

Tom and Lydia

A pseudonym for when a couple are totally messed up, particularly when the female is a psycho, bunny boiling, condom piercing, friend banning. Chances are she will kill him and leave him in a shallow grave in the woods.

See also pussy whipped!

What's up with Jeff?
Ah he's in a new relationship, and it's all a bit tom and Lydia!
Poor lad

by Monkeymann07 December 14, 2014