cats are the ugliest things ever. they are also really annoying and the worst pet to have. all they are sit eat and waste air. they are just the worst pet ever
by bigjose November 22, 2018

1. Yo let's smoke up some cats!
2. I bought a pack o' cats wanna smoke?
3. Pass me a cat and we'll roll out.
2. I bought a pack o' cats wanna smoke?
3. Pass me a cat and we'll roll out.
by <Maxpower> May 26, 2008

by WassupMsBooty August 4, 2009

by caveman757 December 20, 2008

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.
by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014

A common pet who is often mistaken for being 'smart' when actually they're sarcastic bastards. Pretty much the opposite of a dog. You are either a cat person or a dog person - NEVER both.
They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish
They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish
1: What is that strange creatures over there?
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.
by Alexx The Oracle March 31, 2015

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.
by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014
