September 28

National dummy thicc day. People born on this day have natural bouncy lustful booties.

"damn Tom, you're dummy thicc."
"Yeah that's because I was born on September 28!"

"I can tell when his birthday is just by looking at that phat ass!"

by velmas glasses November 7, 2019

September 20 birthday

This person is funny as fucckk! They'll make you laugh your ass offff. What a Person to be friends with!

If ur friend has a September 20 birthday always be friends with them!As there funny as fuckk!

by Alikzakalifa:) November 10, 2019

September 1

People born on September first are the most hyper in the friend group

September 1

by A-___girl March 1, 2020

September 14

Make out with your crush day!

Person 1: dang I really wanna kiss her today
Person 2: do it man it’s September 14!

by noturmomhaha September 13, 2021

September 9

If your born in this day you are cute, funny, and smart but sometimes you can get sad, so today is the time to get sad.

Alex "hey why you sad"
Jessica "cuz it September 9"
Alex "what on September "

by Sad_Boy_12 November 5, 2019

September 9th

National thick girls day

September 9th is national thick girls day.

by Gldd October 15, 2019

September 6

The very day a dumb hoe was born. She is the best person ever and you should be lucky to meet her.

Friend: what's your birthday?
Me: September 6th
Friend: that explains why your a dumb hoe but so perfect

by anonymous December 19, 2020