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Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”
by Nile H August 15, 2024
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Even

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.
Watch out for that Even, it's magical
by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017
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