Lily Elaine Williams

A smelly yeasty coochie

Lily Elaine Williams? More like MELBELL YEASTY COOTER

by yuyujuju June 22, 2025

The Elia Law

The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.

i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: no

Person 1: yes, and I invoke the Elia law

Person 2: shit

by Dippermabelcoop March 13, 2026