David

David is a fatass Asian and mexican who plays Fortnite all day and says he has a girlfriend but any time he meets a new girl says thats his Girlfriend.

I wished David would leave me alone.

by ARI didsngteruyt September 18, 2018

David

A weird ass kid who is antisocial and makes terrible jokes. If you see a David, turn around and go the other way.

Random kid: Is David picking his nose over there?
Me: Yeah he's weird as fuck

by Trippie69Redd September 10, 2018

David

An annoying kid who always screams in your ear to try to impress you (and it never works).

David is a b*tch

by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019

David

A dumb bitch that knows nothing about the real world and hides in his little priviledged house and plays videogames.

"Hey, have you seen David around?"
"That stupid fuck? God no."

by thedeadareamongus October 13, 2020

David

The name of a very gay man. Loves men, and only men. Known for stealing men from women due to sheer masculine power, and his over-sized fanny pack. Likes to wear beanies because he is insecure about his hair. Switched to men cause he can't get girls.

Damn, that David stole my boyfriend

by DAVIDBLOVER445 November 27, 2019

david

short dick and has ligma

david has ligma and he is bad at fortnite

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.

"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"

by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019